Maybe I'll learn to use spell check

I'm not holding my breath.

Besides, what you really need is a "modifier check."  Something to eliminate the chronic "Danish understatement" (that looks more like Danish pusillanimous). Maybe I can get together with Jim and write a program that will carve off 2 of every 3 words so we can figure out what you're actually saying.

Some days it's like talking to a person wearing a burka made of cotton batting.


Nice little hackle farm you've got there. Be a shame if anything happened to it.
~Reph