Puddin'-face, actually.

You mean you missed out on the great Back-'O-the-Fridge Pudding-Splash episode?

A speck of it landed on his cheek (managing to somehow miss his enormous oral cavity)....

So he speed-dials the ER thinking he was gonna develop schistosomiasis or something.

60-odd posts and an in-depth microbiological analysis, and he's calling everyone with a scientific background "ignorant."

While the linthead-faction assures him that he's "entitled to [his] opinion."

It's better than Oprah -- and I'll leave the "who" to your considerable imagination.


~Collectively we're even dumber than we are separately~